*Well I have gotten lazy, lurkers. Instead of me cursing you or blessing you with good fortune and harmony, I have now hired a troll that made a cameo as the mouth troll in Clerks II to go to your pages and cast spells of trickery unto your souls by way of foreboding dreams of how god created transformers for the joy of humanity.


My name is Myia.
Myspace? the url thing is topazkisses.
Me? Well.

The three local petsmarts and the two local petcos actually know me by name.
The independent pet store knows me by name and the names of the fish I own.

I am a natural pessimist and I love it. Someone told me the first thought in my head when I wake up in the morning should be "Today is going to be a great day"
I told him that well it probably should be "Who is this person next to me, and am I still wearing panties?"

I walk a lot and I am a full time university student. My major?
Biotechnology, Animal physiology and behavior, Pre Vet.
You may ask how long I plan on being in school. The funny thing is even with three majors I still graduate a year earlier than my fellow classmates I graduated high school with.

I have a awesome job, I work with special needs kids and adults. Its a very cool job and I take it seriously. But i still wont dye my hair to a normal color.

What do I do for fun? Well, pet stores. Thrift shops. Collecting weird fetish items (Chain mail undergarments, origami for the cock..ect ect), documentaries and independent films, art shows, and places that have brick sidewalks. But really its mostly the pet thing.

If you really think you can judge me over the internet I think you would be surprised to meet me in person. Really, I am a lot different in person than on the internet. My hips are soooo much larger in person than those pictures show.

I am naturally good at being independent, but people say my bitchiness just helps with it. But like I always say,
In the end you love me and my tight jeans with kitten healed shoes.