I have sixteen piercings. They are as follows:

*2 Left Ear (14G)
*2 Right Ear (14G)
*2 Left Eyebrow (16G)
*1 Right Eyebrow (16G)
*1 Nostril (20G)
*3 Lip (14G)
*2 Vertical Lip (16G)
*2 Horizontal Eyebrow (16G)
*1 Standard tongue (14G)

I have had four piercings that I have since taken out. They are:

*2 nipple - I felt trashy as hell with my nipples pierced.
*1 tongue - This was only in for about two days; it wasn't worth the trouble to me.(Although I did it again...)
*1 bellybutton - Infection, baby!

I also have a tattoo of a fanged clawed tree frog on my left wrist. If I could go back in time, I would have picked a different artist and spent more than five minutes on the design...

Above that, there's a tattoo of the name that my mom wanted to name me when I was born. This was a spontaneous tattoo, but I made sure it was perfect before it was put on me permenantly. You live, you learn. ;)
Favorite Quote: "I have so much metal in my dick that I could turn your old woman's pussy inside-out." -Steve