GREETINGS EARTHLINGS

I am a classic case of an extraterrestrial biological entity who was left stranded on this wretched planet during 1988 )=
However since being abandoned on this filth ball you call 'EARTH' I have learned mouth words and disguised myself as a female hominoid.

I do all “natural” things like most folk. I sleep. I fart. I belch. I eat. I watch TV. I hang out with amoebas. I play video games. I draw. I swear (a lot)…if you do all that jazz too, congrtu-fucking-lations, we should be like BFFs or something of the like.


I have 28 tattoos and counting (you can view them in my gallery).

CURRENT PIERCINGS:
+ lip ring
+ left snake bite
+ tragus (both sides)
+ UFO orbitals (both ears)
+ upper helix (left only)
+ 7mm tunnels (both sides)
+ sleepers (both sides)

RETIRED PIERCINGS;
+ Industrial (right only)
+ 2 helix piercings (from each ear)
+ Nipple - twice
+ Navel - twice.
+ Left snake bite
+ Jugular piercing
+ Right nostril
+ Right eyebrow


….please do not disturb me when I am trying to have sex with bunny rabbits.

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Nanu nanu.