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Topic: If I were world leader I would....
Posted By: bryman491
Subject: If I were world leader I would....
Date Posted: October/18/2009 at 11:25am
If were world leader, president, prime minister, or what every I would fire all the current politicians so that things would get done and special intergroups wouldn't be in control.



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Posted By: childofthewild
Date Posted: October/18/2009 at 7:23pm
I would legalize weed and make a holiday of it for one day out of the year. Then there would be a law that on that holiday at 4:20, everyone would have to get baked. yeeeppp

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Posted By: thesounknown
Date Posted: October/18/2009 at 8:04pm
Free all the animals, end poverty, end world hunger, not let religion effect political decisions (legalize gay marriage), everyone has health care, world peace, no wars... lots of other stuff :)  How would all this be accomplished?  I don't know :)


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Posted By: felonious drunk
Date Posted: October/18/2009 at 8:15pm
I would make disney movies a reality.
Life should be a fairy tale.


Posted By: MontanaPiercer
Date Posted: October/18/2009 at 8:33pm
I could make my Utopia....note I didn't say your Utopia...
my way or I feed you to the pigs

The%20Finger


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Posted By: Kissadilla
Date Posted: October/18/2009 at 9:16pm
Take all the power-hungry out of power so we can actually get rid of war and petroleum dependence.


Posted By: Peanut Esteves
Date Posted: October/18/2009 at 11:44pm
paint a giant rainbow on the white house!!!

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Posted By: bryman491
Date Posted: October/19/2009 at 12:17am
I would set a playoff system for college football.  I hate the BCS system.


Posted By: anathematized_1
Date Posted: October/19/2009 at 12:24am
Originally posted by childofthewild

I would legalize weed and make a holiday of it for one day out of the year. Then there would be a law that on that holiday at 4:20, everyone would have to get baked. yeeeppp

That's ironic, because if I were leader...

I'd permanently make marijuana illegal and make anyone using it or having it in their possession punishable by death.

Same for alcohol too.

I'd also make certain classes mandatory to graduate from high school.  Basic philosophy, political science (2 levels), art, and probably a few others.

I'd also make all school year round.  School would be from Monday through Thursday, starting at 10:00 AM and ending around 5:00 PM.  There would also be an extra year added on.

I would also make the whole world run on a Meritocratic (and/or Technocratic) system.

There is so much more I would do, it's not even funny.


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Posted By: felonious drunk
Date Posted: October/19/2009 at 1:53pm
^ I'd sew your mouth shut.


Posted By: standingtyping
Date Posted: October/19/2009 at 3:32pm
Originally posted by MontanaPiercer

I could make my Utopia....note I didn't say your Utopia...my way or I feed you to the pigsThe%20Finger

i loathe the "+" dealio but this deserves a + <infinity symbol>

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Posted By: AltheaRose
Date Posted: October/19/2009 at 3:53pm
I'd eat f a g g o t s for breakfast. hahaha no but seriously:

I'd resurrect Hitler.

Then live in an igloo where no one could ever find me.


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Posted By: bryman491
Date Posted: October/20/2009 at 12:17am
I would make parents take a test before they could have a child. I'm tired of paying for all the dumbasses.


Posted By: Eui1337
Date Posted: October/20/2009 at 12:27am
i would make Ads on TV Raido and Newspapers illegal. just fliers. :D i think that'd be pretty cool.

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Posted By: Kissadilla
Date Posted: October/20/2009 at 12:44am
Originally posted by bryman491

I would make parents take a test before they could have a child. I'm tired of paying for all the dumbasses.


you win.


Posted By: felonious drunk
Date Posted: October/20/2009 at 1:05am
bryman is getting my vote 



Posted By: Eui1337
Date Posted: October/20/2009 at 2:24am
yeah...parent test would be pretty cool...and less fucktards :D win win all arround!...but then who would we have to make fun of though D:

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Posted By: linda
Date Posted: October/20/2009 at 4:11am
I'd make the one-child-family mandatory in the entire world, like China.
Have people force-sterilized after their firstborn.
And make it illegal to tell parents their baby's gender before it's born to avoid sexist abortions.

Keep this up for a few generations and the world's population will shrink to a healthy number, fix the hunger problem, the energy problem, and probably lots of pollution problems as well. Make war unnecessary because there's enough space and resources for everyone.


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Posted By: standingtyping
Date Posted: October/20/2009 at 5:16am
Originally posted by anathematized_1


Originally posted by childofthewild

I would legalize weed and make a holiday of it for one day out of the year. Then there would be a law that on that holiday at 4:20, everyone would have to get baked. yeeeppp
That's ironic, because if I were leader...I'd permanently make marijuana illegal and make anyone using it or having it in their possession punishable by death.Same for alcohol too.I'd also make certain classes mandatory to graduate from high school.  Basic philosophy, political science (2 levels), art, and probably a few others.I'd also make all school year round.  School would be from Monday through Thursday, starting at 10:00 AM and ending around 5:00 PM.  There would also be an extra year added on.I would also make the whole world run on a Meritocratic (and/or Technocratic) system.There is so much more I would do, it's not even funny.


question: what about the medical benefits of marijuana? if you doubt it has any find yourself the local chemo center and ask around. get to the closest diabetic care center and find you a handful of glaucoma patients. MS patients may be a tad harder to round up in mass, but you seems a bright kid, give it a go.

and punishable by death? seriously? babe, you gonna be killing lotsa folks.

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Posted By: AmberLyn
Date Posted: October/27/2009 at 6:28am
well, I would like to figure out a way to keep the psychopathic nut jobs and abusive parents from having children.

I would also make it so that people with mods can work in whatever field their heart desires and not be asked to remove or cover anything up.




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Posted By: hellodave
Date Posted: October/27/2009 at 6:53am
If I were world leader, I would legalise weed, make everyone eat a chocolate cake on wednesdays, ban screaming children from public places and ban old people from driving haha. Edit: Oh, and I would banish posh people to colonies. xx

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Posted By: bryman491
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 1:00am
free hookers, candy, and cable tv for everyone. YOU just have to pick which one you get.


Posted By: cheddar head
Date Posted: November/18/2009 at 1:44pm
Ild stop animal cruelty forever!!!Kitty


Posted By: felonious drunk
Date Posted: November/18/2009 at 4:22pm
I would put animals in giant hamster wheels to generate electricity. 


Posted By: Aileen101
Date Posted: November/18/2009 at 4:47pm

screw smoke breaks at work.. DANCE!!   15 minutes each and everyday to dance!!!   life would be grand...



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Posted By: cheddar head
Date Posted: November/21/2009 at 2:01pm
I would legalize it just at 4:20 every day!!!!


Posted By: cheddar head
Date Posted: November/29/2009 at 7:32pm
i would make every one on this site get along


Posted By: kcir
Date Posted: November/29/2009 at 9:53pm
Originally posted by cheddar head

i would make every one on this site get along
if i were king you'd be flayed publicly for your insolence.

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Posted By: Druidess
Date Posted: November/29/2009 at 10:05pm
^ First and foremost, I would pwn you in the face.

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Posted By: freshccs
Date Posted: November/29/2009 at 10:21pm
if i were incharge i would give over all power to DR STEEL!!!!!!!!!

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Posted By: MonStarr
Date Posted: December/04/2009 at 11:46am
I fear the things i would do if i was world leader.  

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