I am female, in my twenty-third year, and I reside in the mountains east of Albuquerque, NM, where I have a great view. I bet you never would have guessed that I am a Republican, a Christian, and a birthmother. I'm socially awkward and need to learn to end my stories a sentence earlier. I have been pierced, cut, tattooed, branded, and hung from hooks (in that order) because I like it... my reasoning is no more complicated or romantic than that.