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kcir
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Posted: September/04/2008 at 11:18pm

i'd like to be eaten when i die. grok?

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that1chick
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Posted: September/04/2008 at 11:47pm

Fill my body with lye.

I want suds from every orifice.

That, or I want secret animatronic controls... the funeral starts all somber like... blah... blah... tears... blah... and suddenly "I'm Back" by Aerosmith starts playing loudly as I spring from my coffin!

All this happens after my organs are harvested of course.

(Please, take everything.)

Just kidding.

(Except about the organs.)

For real though, I'm not sure what music I would want to play, cause I don't want to ruin songs for people.

I can't listen to "Here comes the sun" by the Beatles anymore without crying like a small child, since it played at a friend's funeral.

Edited by that1chick - September/04/2008 at 11:54pm

I mean, you just don't know. Maybe I have a monster vagina, with teeth, and tentacles. Did you ever consider that?!

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CheeseStix
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 12:40am

Kcir, I would eat you. So that we could grow closer and I could grok you more fully.
(I'm disgusted no one understood that... sick)

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Guinastasia
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 6:41am

Maybe "The Rainbow Connection" sung at my funeral. I love that song. (And yes, absolutely I'd be an organ donor, if they'd accept my organs)

But really, other than that, it's up to my family. As they say, funerals are for the living.

Well I'm gonna get a tattoo of a BUTT, with a BUTT-shaped tattoo on it, and I'm gonna get it right on my BUTT. That would be cool.
-Beavis

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linda
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 6:58am

I want to be cremated, and my ashes to be used as fertilizer or something.
I don't want to occupy any space anywhere once I'm gone, not in a grave and not in an urn or a memorial stone or whatever.
Apart from that, let my family decide, I really don't care once I'm dead and yes, funerals are for the living, anyway.

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Amplexus
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 7:05am

Right, I've been meaning to put myself on the donor list for a while, so I just done it online. They can have it all, apart from my heart - not because I'm being wierd but coz I watched this programme about people who've had heart transplants; they develop some of the same characteristics as their donor, and there are now studies to see if parts of the heart act like the brain and store memories. Just a little wierd for my liking.

I'm actually gonna sit and write my funeral plan this afternoon, so I'll copy it all onto here when I'm done so you guys can see Smile

Glimmi says: But yeah theres that old saying you can't judge a book by it's cover, cause it could have like 60 piercings in it's cock......Well that's not how the saying actually goes but you get my point.

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glimmi
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 8:38am

What a morbid thread......Anyway I don't need to think about stuff like this cause well I'm going to live forever......Cause I'm an immortal and I grow stronger with every immortal I kill.

"This stuff it makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer man" Hunter S. Thompson

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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CheeseStix
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 8:47am

Ahh. I see Glimmi. Thats why i get a headache everytime I see you post... it all makes sense now. =P

I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings - yeah - yeah
I have no rival, no man can be my equal

...... sorry....

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glimmi
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 9:11am

Ahhh that explains so much now....You do realize I now must kill you right?? Be prepared. I don't want this to be easy.

And BTW the highlander T.V. show theme song is fucking awesome lol. You just made me look it up on youtube so I could hear it haven't heard it in ages lol.

"This stuff it makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer man" Hunter S. Thompson

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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cherry_slices
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Posted: September/05/2008 at 9:50am

haha this is definately a morbid thread...

i recently had to go to a friends funeral, he commited suicide the day before our high school graduation... it was BRUTAL i dont think ive ever cried so hard, or seen so many people crying. because of this i now know what i want for my funeral, first off i want to donate any of my organs that are good enough to donate, secondly, i want to be cremated because i know my family doesnt have enough money for the casket and all the other majorly expensive things that come along with funeral costs, and i dont want one of those sappy funerals, i want a celebration of life.. and i want my ashes scattered in the carribean sea.. off the dominican.. and some in the river by my cottage.. wow i cant believe i actually thought all of that through..
oh! and my kid/husband gets my shit. and my mommy

Shes Back.

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