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Quote Hailfall Replybullet Topic: Men are like...
    Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:03pm
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .... Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials
  ........ You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds
 .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn
.. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Don't you think so?
They say about me: Sweet as a kitten, mean as a cat..
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Quote zombiemaster Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:09pm
oh, some of those are so wrong...bananas and snowstorms lol
I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.
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Quote Euphoric Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:19pm
Love it!

Mine:

Men are like a deck of cards:

A heart to love him
A diamond to marry him
A club to smash his fucking head in
And a spade to bury him

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Quote Rouslan Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:19pm

Well... of course. Everybody knows that Einstein, Napoleon, Da Vinci, Freud, Vivaldi, Wegener, Goethe, Darwin, Marx, Engels, Fermi, Newton, Haendel, Watt, Gandhi, Michelangelo, Galileo, Kant, Lao Tseu, Schoppenhauer, Hugo, Cesar, Confucius, Mozart, Nietzsche, Buddha, Kierkegaard, Beethoven, Liszt, Aristote, Van Gogh, Bach, Jesus, Plato ... just to name a few, are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

As opposed to most feminists, who, as anybody knows, have invented everything.
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Quote Kingshortpants Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:19pm
That didn't seem to nice to my gender but I'm to lazy to protest it. Blenders make me want milkshakes.
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Quote Hailfall Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:20pm
lol thanks Rouslan.. that made me laugh xD
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Quote zombiemaster Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:20pm
lmfao... thats great. i love hearing you type rouslan
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Quote polypeptide Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:22pm
I lol'd x3
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Quote Kingshortpants Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:27pm
Rouslan saves the day again! He should be a super hero.
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Quote Euphoric Replybullet Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:29pm
A opposed to the the fact women weren't allowed to be schooled or taught or have anything to do with science/math at that time.
Or the fact by the King James Bible women were proclaimed inferior
Or the fact that Einstines Wife has a lot to do in his work.

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