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   Topic: Men are like...Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:03pm |
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1. Men are like ..
Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of
you.
2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...Commercials ........ You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Don't you think so? |
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Total Mods: 8 Joined: January/23/2008 Posts: 474 |
Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:09pm |
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oh, some of those are so wrong...bananas and snowstorms lol
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Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:19pm |
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That didn't seem to nice to my gender but I'm to lazy to protest it. Blenders make me want milkshakes.
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Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:19pm |
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Love it!
Mine: Men are like a deck of cards: A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his fucking head in And a spade to bury him |
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Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:19pm |
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Well... of course. Everybody knows that Einstein, Napoleon, Da Vinci, Freud, Vivaldi, Wegener, Goethe, Darwin, Marx, Engels, Fermi, Newton, Haendel, Watt, Gandhi, Michelangelo, Galileo, Kant, Lao Tseu, Schoppenhauer, Hugo, Cesar, Confucius, Mozart, Nietzsche, Buddha, Kierkegaard, Beethoven, Liszt, Aristote, Van Gogh, Bach, Jesus, Plato ... just to name a few, are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. As opposed to most feminists, who, as anybody knows, have invented everything.
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Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:20pm |
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lmfao... thats great. i love hearing you type rouslan
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Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:20pm |
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lol thanks Rouslan.. that made me laugh xD
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Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:22pm |
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I lol'd x3
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Total Mods: 19 Joined: October/17/2007 Posts: 329 |
Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:27pm |
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Rouslan saves the day again! He should be a super hero.
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Posted: February/25/2008 at 8:29pm |
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A opposed to the the fact women weren't allowed to be schooled or taught or have anything to do with science/math at that time.
Or the fact by the King James Bible women were proclaimed inferior Or the fact that Einstines Wife has a lot to do in his work. ;) |
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