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Total Mods: 8 Joined: December/15/2008 Posts: 44 |
   Topic: Assault with a [not so] deadly weaponPosted: March/22/2010 at 1:39am |
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A man attacks a police officer with his meatstick.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm |
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Total Mods: 11 Joined: November/19/2009 Posts: 366 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 1:42am |
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I am pretty sure if that happened in America the person would be labeled as a sex offender.
But funny.....in a messed up way |
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Total Mods: 33 Joined: August/30/2008 Posts: 3827 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 2:17am |
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okay that is funny, unless you're the person dodging the wang *giggles*
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Total Mods: 33 Joined: February/12/2010 Posts: 175 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 2:50am |
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lol it said penis. +1 to the sex offender in america thing.
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Total Mods: 0 Joined: March/14/2010 Posts: 33 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 2:58am |
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Was the female officer really short or something? How exactly does one go about attempting to hit someone in the head with their penis? I just imagine a roundhouse kick style penis slap.
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Total Mods: 11 Joined: October/14/2008 Posts: 546 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 6:17am |
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"forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck"
Hahaha awesome
Funny story to tell your colleagues later:
"You know I dodged a bullet once"
-"I dodged a willy ^_^"
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Total Mods: 3 Joined: April/04/2007 Posts: 125 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 8:03am |
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haha read this a few days ago, and keep wondering, was actually an "attack"? he thought his willy was a weapon? or just to offend or smth?
i mean if he really thought he could do some harm with it, his ego is huge(and probly not his "weapon") |
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Total Mods: 10 Joined: March/08/2010 Posts: 10 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 8:10am |
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i bet the officer secretly liked it, cos i mean he has to be packin it like a horse if he was able to almost hit her in the head!!
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Total Mods: 32 Joined: April/10/2008 Posts: 3127 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 9:53am |
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well at least he's not binge drinking anymore?
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Total Mods: 8 Joined: December/15/2008 Posts: 44 |
Posted: March/22/2010 at 11:20am |
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yeah I love that he claims that was the first night he's ever been drunk.
I really can't figure out how the police woman got her head close enough to his junk to necessitate evasive maneuvering. |
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