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JoeStrummer
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Quote JoeStrummer Replybullet Topic: Assault with a [not so] deadly weapon
    Posted: March/22/2010 at 1:39am
A man attacks a police officer with his meatstick.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
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Quote heatherfeather Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 1:42am
I am pretty sure if that happened in America the person would be labeled as a sex offender.

But funny.....in a messed up way
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Quote standingtyping Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 2:17am
okay that is funny, unless you're the person dodging the wang *giggles*
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Quote timmyy Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 2:50am
lol it said penis. +1 to the sex offender in america thing.
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Quote Eevee Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 2:58am
Was the female officer really short or something? How exactly does one go about attempting to hit someone in the head with their penis? I just imagine a roundhouse kick style penis slap.
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Quote Boogieforme Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 6:17am
"forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck"
Hahaha awesome
Funny story to tell your colleagues later:
"You know I dodged a bullet once"
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Quote nikolas_sp Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 8:03am
haha read this a few days ago, and keep wondering, was actually an "attack"? he thought his willy was a weapon? or just to offend or smth?
i mean if he really thought he could do some harm with it, his ego is huge(and probly not his "weapon")
the good die first..
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Quote hellomeganshea Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 8:10am
i bet the officer secretly liked it, cos i mean he has    to be packin it like a horse if he was able to almost hit her in the head!!
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Quote Eui1337 Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 9:53am
well at least he's not binge drinking anymore?
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Quote JoeStrummer Replybullet Posted: March/22/2010 at 11:20am
yeah I love that he claims that was the first night he's ever been drunk.
I really can't figure out how the police woman got her head close enough to his junk to necessitate evasive maneuvering.
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